Rant: Ever want to smack an ungrateful teen? GRRR

Said bitchy little brat is whining and sulking because I didn't want to go to the mall, today...

THIS IS WHY... THIS IS ONE WEEK AFTER THE FUCKING INJURY, BRAT

And you know what? for once I'm trying to fucking do the right thing and stay off it. 
The only reason I left the house was because they had stupid dentist appointments.

( don't click... I warned you... )

And I hope whoever stole my eggnog gets coal in their Christmas stocking... sulks